DEATH WISH COFFEE

Death Wish Coffee is the world’s strongest coffee. Experience death by Death Wish.

Copywriter ︎ Eleanor Fialk



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COFFEE COFFIN


Delivers coffee to places where people wish to die. Like a college campus during finals week.





POP-UP WAKE FOR WEAK JOE


Visitors lay their weak coffee to rest in exchange for a free cup of Death Wish Coffee.



Don’t forget to grab your cup of Death Wish and the obituary for your recently deceased Weak Joe.






TODAY’S HYMN:

YOU RAISE MY HEART RATE




When I am down, and, oh, my mind, so foggy
When troubles come, and I need more caffeine
Then, I am still and wait here in the kitchen
Until you come and pour a mug for me
You raise my heart rate, so I can stand my coworkers
You raise my heart rate so I don’t get sleepy
I am stronger than the average coffee



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Wake the dead with our scented séance candle.

Mark